Serendipity

Serendipity

21. Sex/Body/Gender positive. Misandrist. Cis-Female. She/Her pronouns.
Pansexual. Femme. Single. Poly. Morbid rude bitch with a penchant for rambling rants and self loathing. Struggle femme to the extreme.

magic-murder-bag:

officialjeffgoldblum:

ineedmasculism:

missfreudianslit:

yourfuckingmuse:


In the article, the Globe’s Kathleen Pierce writes about the supposed hot new trend of the male vegan — men who refuse to eat meat and animal products and yet somehow manage to hold on to their masculinity. And because male vegan is far too unwieldy, she’s invented a new word: hegan.



jesus masculinity is so fragile

Um, masculinity is important to retain. I need to separate myself from icky girls and be manly. HEGAN. Now go make me a HEGAN SANDWICH.

i’m a man who’s obviously very comfortable with his masculinity. what? you don’t like my meggings? you don’t want my hegan cupcakes? but…. i carried them in my murse especially for you?

"Excuse you I’m not getting surgery I’m getting murgery”

magic-murder-bag:

officialjeffgoldblum:

ineedmasculism:

missfreudianslit:

yourfuckingmuse:

In the article, the Globe’s Kathleen Pierce writes about the supposed hot new trend of the male vegan — men who refuse to eat meat and animal products and yet somehow manage to hold on to their masculinity. And because male vegan is far too unwieldy, she’s invented a new word: hegan.

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jesus masculinity is so fragile

Um, masculinity is important to retain. I need to separate myself from icky girls and be manly. HEGAN. Now go make me a HEGAN SANDWICH.

i’m a man who’s obviously very comfortable with his masculinity. what? you don’t like my meggings? you don’t want my hegan cupcakes? but…. i carried them in my murse especially for you?

"Excuse you I’m not getting surgery I’m getting murgery

(Source: salon.com, via thechocolatebrigade)

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via anarcastiel)

smilingwithcats:

sweetslowsex:

He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry” 

skindeap littlebrownpixie glittermisandrist

(Source: pleatedjeans)

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

Monopoly ruins my whole fucking day even if I technically won that shit
Fuck Monopoly

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via therandompuppy)

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

How big are the bottles?
How fast do you have to drink them?

(via therandompuppy)

mastersayssew:

p0kemina:

blackbabesupremacy:

the-goddamazon:

kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

Everyone would be losing their god damned minds if the roles were reversed for god’s sake this is not ‘cute.’

WHAT THE HELL?! I actually feel physically nauseous. 

(via like-a-pig-in-a-war)

kingcandi:

YES CHILDREN EAT THE FLESH OF YOUR KIN

kingcandi:

YES CHILDREN EAT THE FLESH OF YOUR KIN

(Source: glitteringgoldie, via princettepumpkin)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via amzecha)

jpnvines:

うるさい奴の対処法。kA!To.

How to deal with annoying guys.  kA!To.

Oh yeah, there’s something I need to talk to you about. Hey hey hey hey hey. Kaito. 

jpnvines:

笑い方、タイプ別。#DisneyPrincess 〜 Miracle Vell Magic

Ways of laughing, by type. #DisneyPrincess 〜 Miracle Vell Magic

Cute girl.

Old guy.

Disney princess!

(Source: vine.co)

jpnvines:

お前だれ 〜 Hiyori

Who are you 〜 Hiyori

I’ll take a selfie… selfie~

Huh? Huh?

(Source: vine.co, via kororoko)

(Source: sandandglass, via snazziest)

blasianxbri:

rubybellucci:

afriblaq:

29 year old #CharlesSmith was killed by police in #Savannah, GA yesterday while handcuffed. Savannah is mobilizing.
Savannah residents seeking answers in the death of #CharlesSmith. Autopsy scheduled for today. This is one version of the event circulating on Twitter.

The first thing they put out about him after he was killed was he was a rapper who “glamorized violence” and all they could emphasize was his “troubled past.” They put up a picture of him that made him seem hard, but never bothered to put up a sweet one up like this. Meanwhile, some white guy down the street from me in the same city beats his wife to death and he was just “mentally unstable.” He is still alive. 
The night Charles was killed, I had to call pop a lock and a drunk man came out of nowhere and made the pop a lock guy freak out, so he called the cops. About 2 cop cars came just to subdue the man (who was Mexican and wasn’t really causing any trouble. I tried to speak to him in Spanish so he could understand better and I kept calmly telling him to please go home. I felt so bad when they put him in the car. The cops just laughed it off.) The cops questioned me about what happened and were talking about how dangerous Savannah was that night and that they had to kill someone. All they did was laugh.
Savannah is known for this. Police brutality is rampant here. Troy Davis walked these same streets that led him to his fate. All they do is laugh.

Idk much about this but I will say this is the article I found: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ga-shots-kills-man-handcuffs-found-armed-gbi-article-1.1945108

blasianxbri:

rubybellucci:

afriblaq:

29 year old #CharlesSmith was killed by police in #Savannah, GA yesterday while handcuffed. Savannah is mobilizing.

Savannah residents seeking answers in the death of #CharlesSmith. Autopsy scheduled for today. This is one version of the event circulating on Twitter.

The first thing they put out about him after he was killed was he was a rapper who “glamorized violence” and all they could emphasize was his “troubled past.” They put up a picture of him that made him seem hard, but never bothered to put up a sweet one up like this. Meanwhile, some white guy down the street from me in the same city beats his wife to death and he was just “mentally unstable.” He is still alive. 

The night Charles was killed, I had to call pop a lock and a drunk man came out of nowhere and made the pop a lock guy freak out, so he called the cops. About 2 cop cars came just to subdue the man (who was Mexican and wasn’t really causing any trouble. I tried to speak to him in Spanish so he could understand better and I kept calmly telling him to please go home. I felt so bad when they put him in the car. The cops just laughed it off.) The cops questioned me about what happened and were talking about how dangerous Savannah was that night and that they had to kill someone. All they did was laugh.

Savannah is known for this. Police brutality is rampant here. Troy Davis walked these same streets that led him to his fate. All they do is laugh.

Idk much about this but I will say this is the article I found: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ga-shots-kills-man-handcuffs-found-armed-gbi-article-1.1945108

(via nopejuststop)